March 4th, 2014

St. Rev. Dr. Rev

T. Rev and Random's Guide to Lovecraftian Drinking

rfrancis informs me that this essential document from ancient days is in the process of falling off the edge of the Internet. For posterity's sake, then:

T. Rev and Random's Guide to Lovecraftian Drinking

THE CTHULHU

  • 1 part kahlua

  • 1 part vermouth

  • 1 part Yoo-Hoo

The drink that belongs at the bottom of the ocean locked in a tomb.

THE AZATHOTH

  • 9 parts Everclear

  • 1 part vodka

Makes you sit at the center of the universe and gibber.

THE NYARLATHOTEP

  • 1 part NyQuil

  • 1 STP Oil Treatment

Puts you to sleep, kills you, then takes over your body and makes you drive
to Arkham. Okay, not really.

THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE

  • 1 part Chambord

  • 1 part beet juice


Need we say more?

THE SHOGGOTH SURPRISE

  • A SHOGGOTH! SURPRISE!