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T. Rev and Random's Guide to Lovecraftian Drinking - Pattern Recognition
March 4th, 2014
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T. Rev and Random's Guide to Lovecraftian Drinking
rfrancis informs me that this essential document from ancient days is in the process of falling off the edge of the Internet. For posterity's sake, then:

T. Rev and Random's Guide to Lovecraftian Drinking

THE CTHULHU

  • 1 part kahlua

  • 1 part vermouth

  • 1 part Yoo-Hoo

The drink that belongs at the bottom of the ocean locked in a tomb.

THE AZATHOTH

  • 9 parts Everclear

  • 1 part vodka

Makes you sit at the center of the universe and gibber.

THE NYARLATHOTEP

  • 1 part NyQuil

  • 1 STP Oil Treatment

Puts you to sleep, kills you, then takes over your body and makes you drive
to Arkham. Okay, not really.

THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE

  • 1 part Chambord

  • 1 part beet juice


Need we say more?

THE SHOGGOTH SURPRISE

  • A SHOGGOTH! SURPRISE!

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From:rfrancis
Date:March 5th, 2014 03:06 am (UTC)
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Well, that's just cheating.
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From:st_rev
Date:March 5th, 2014 03:13 am (UTC)
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I added boldface and bullet points. It's the future.
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From:st_rev
Date:March 5th, 2014 05:23 am (UTC)
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I don't even drink.
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From:luagha
Date:March 5th, 2014 04:46 pm (UTC)
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Deadly enough for me.
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From:rfrancis
Date:April 27th, 2014 06:17 am (UTC)
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I have this recollection that bryant had an assist on one of them, but it's been a couple of years.
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From:st_rev
Date:April 27th, 2014 10:03 am (UTC)
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Yep, but I dunno which. I think I was responsible for the Cthulhu, the Nyarlathotep and the punchline for the Shoggoth Surprise.
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