Pattern Recognition - T. Rev and Random's Guide to Lovecraftian Drinking
T. Rev and Random's Guide to Lovecraftian Drinking|
rfrancis informs me that this essential document from ancient days is in the process of falling off the edge of the Internet. For posterity's sake, then:
T. Rev and Random's Guide to Lovecraftian Drinking
The drink that belongs at the bottom of the ocean locked in a tomb.
- 1 part kahlua
- 1 part vermouth
- 1 part Yoo-Hoo
Makes you sit at the center of the universe and gibber.
- 9 parts Everclear
- 1 part vodka
Puts you to sleep, kills you, then takes over your body and makes you drive
- 1 part NyQuil
- 1 STP Oil Treatment
to Arkham. Okay, not really.
THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE
- 1 part Chambord
- 1 part beet juice
Need we say more?
THE SHOGGOTH SURPRISE
Tags: filler, religion
Well, that's just cheating.
|Date:||March 5th, 2014 03:13 am (UTC)|| |
I added boldface and bullet points. It's the future.
I'll take... The Cthulhu? Are these my only options?
|Date:||March 5th, 2014 05:23 am (UTC)|| |
I don't even drink.
One Cthulhu without the booze, then... It's just a bottle of Yoo-Hoo with a sinister post-it note drawing stuck on.
|Date:||March 5th, 2014 04:46 pm (UTC)|| |
Deadly enough for me.
I have this recollection that bryant
had an assist on one of them, but it's been a couple of years.
|Date:||April 27th, 2014 10:03 am (UTC)|| |
Yep, but I dunno which. I think I was responsible for the Cthulhu, the Nyarlathotep and the punchline for the Shoggoth Surprise.